L.A.B: Another Beginning

[L.O.G.1:] We have received immediate approval.

[L.O.G.1.1:] This has given us enough funding to slightly increase the size of the test chamber.

[L.O.G.2:] We have received confusion about how to access the experiments.

[L.O.G.2.1:] Try reading the instructions listed on the interface directly after turning it on. You will find the necessary buttons to control everything.

[L.O.G.2.2:] We have received further confusion that involved codenames which we do not use. Based on the legible section we have concluded that the test chamber is empty. This is intentional as we do not have any further plans.

[L.O.G.2.3:] Someone has started to doubt their intelligence. If there is nothing that could initiate a reaction, then the most logical conclusion is that nothing will occur.

[L.O.G.2.4:] Someone has decided to leave on the basis that we and our facility are too clever to understand. This is a very reasonable thing to do if people are overthinking what our facility is. Our conclusion is that the aforementioned scenario is currently happening. The test chamber is empty.

[L.O.G.2.5:] You appear to be finding interest in our descriptive writing instead of the test chamber. You can request items to be sent into the test chamber via the drop zone. We were expecting someone to eventually request an item, but we have concluded that it required more intelligence than we could receive.